Kitty's Game Plan

Saturday was approaching fast. Johnathan had to figure out how he was going to shave six women in one evening. He always thought of himself as having good skills when it came to sex but he did not have any idea what would be asked of him at a bachelorette party. Connie said he would be the only man at the party. She was going to e-mail him with the details. And she was his tip! Johnathan only had dreams of making it with an older woman, now it was coming true. And the money was now approaching a mind boggling level. He found that his current customer list was primarily women in their forties and well off. The business was blossoming by referrals but he would keep his post going. A check of his e-mail showed two new items. He opened the first one and it was from Melinda, the girl that was getting the tattoo. And in fact she did. And now she wants to show it to him. He really wanted to see it because he set the stage for it. The other was from Connie laying out the details of the party for Jodi. The first thing he noticed was now there was seven women now instead of six. Connie had talked the girls out of a male stripper with the help of Karen into the services of JoJo. They planned to watch some porn movies, food was being catered, and Johnathan would be performing his services to each woman with Jodi being the last. He envisioned the same kind of situation as he had a Melinda's, a crowd watching. The party starts at 6:00pm Saturday. She asked Johnathan to be there at 5:00pm. He had to make sure all of his supplies were complete and extra batteries for the clippers as a back up. Once again he was going to have that unable to sleep syndrome like waiting up for Santa Clause the night before. Connie also wrote that she would increase the price to $2,500.00 because of the extra girl. Time to go looking at new cars.



He wrote back to Melinda that he would love to see her tattoo. And almost immediately she wrote back and invited him over "right now". He was free so he said he would be there in twenty minutes. She lived at the college dorms and did not need a map this time. When he arrived he saw Melinda outside playing with a dog that a friend of hers had out for a walk. When she saw him she smiled and waved him over. She hugged the dog good bye and took his hand and led him into her house. Once again he was also greeted by Judy and Samantha. Melinda led him into her bedroom and smiled saying "you are going to love this baby!" She dropped her pants and panties and there is was in all it's glory. There was a green elf with a yellow wizards hat, red shoes pushing a old fashioned lawn mower with the clippings flying over his shoulder. She was right, it was awesome! She pulled her clothes back on and gave him a hug and a kiss thanking him for his help. And then he could hear it..........JooooooooJoooooooo from the living room. JoooooJooooooooo. Melinda quickly grabbed Johnathan by the arm and whispered into his ear that the girls had raised the money to get their kitties shaved. He smiled wide and decided to go see what the girls had on their minds. Upon entering the living room they both bounced up to him smiling and told them what Melinda had already told him. We have the money now JoJo. Can you do us now? He had to say sorry for the moment since he had left his tools at home thinking this was only a social visit. They frowned and wanted to schedule an appointment then. He told them he would do them a week from this Saturday. They wanted him to take their money now knowing that their $50.00 would be gone this weekend if they had it to spend. So he did. Payment in advance now! How good can this get??????? They both kissed him on the cheek and he made his way out to his car hearing the girls argue who would go first. He chuckled to himself as he drove away.

So, Mom, I have this new job........just no easy way, hell No way he could tell his mother. Now his Dad, if he was still with us..... that would be another thing.