The Kitty Whisperer

Johnathan decided to reply to Connie's response. It did say that she wanted to have a consultation. And she was a co worker of Karen's at the large real estate office in town. You know how those women talk! So he fired off a reply stating that his consultation fee was also fifty dollars. And now, working with these women that seemed to be chump change. Within ten minutes he got a reply from a palm pilot stating that she was pool side at her residence at the very moment and now would be great! The google search showed her home to be about thirty minutes away up toward the hills. He replied back stating that he would be there in forty minutes.

When Johnathan arrived at Connie's home he could see that the real estate office was doing quite well, or at least Connie was. The home was huge on an out cropping from the hillside. It had a red tiled roof and looked like a pueblo in Taos. He drove up the large circular driveway and parked by the front door. He brought his tools but left them in the car just in case she wanted him to do the work this evening. When he got to the door there was a note addressed to JoJo telling him to go around to the right of the house, through the gate and on to the pool area. Johnathan rounded the corner and could see Connie stretched out on a lounger by the pool sipping on a drink with a straw. He called out....Connie???? She looked over and sat up. Hi, you must be JoJo??? Yes I am he said. Well come on over honey, have a seat. Would you like a margarita hun? Since he was not going to wield a sharp set of scissors he said sure! She was in a skimpy blue bikini with a tight figure and huge boobs cradled nicely in her top. Be right back she said. Over on the counter by the house was an actual margarita machine churning away. She drew the frosty fluid from the tap into a hurricane glass, popped in a straw and was back in seconds. Here baby she said. He took a sip and it sure was the real deal. She laid back on the lounger, took her sunglasses off and looked at Johnathan in the chair, smiled and said Karen told me ALL about you. Johnathan said......she did, did she? Just what did she say? Karen said that you bring a whole new meaning to the old saying "shave and a haircut two bits". Listen honey, I love to wear this swimsuit and I have to keep the hair line thin, you know what I mean? I usually get it waxed but I just can't stand the pain and don't look forward to it. But I hear you have a special touch that would make me look forward to having the kitty trimmed. Well Connie, yes, I have not had any complaints. And as quick as that Connie arched her back in the lounger and slipped off her bikini bottoms revealing her kitty to Johnathan. Tell me JoJo, can it be saved as she spread her legs for him. Johnathan was not shocked to see what he had seen but did look at the kitty with interest. It had been waxed and was beginning to go outside of her desired lines. She stroked herself a bit playing with her folds. Johnathan said yes Connie, I can shape that up nicely for you. Connie picked up her palm pilot, punched a few buttons and told Johnathan that she just moved a meeting for tomorrow to the next day and could he come back tomorrow at the same time? Done deal he said! He finished the margarita and thanked Connie for the drink. Connie asked if she could pay him tomorrow for today's visit. He said sure. She also told him to bring his swim suit. He smiled and said he would do that!

On the drive home for the first time he contemplated what it would be like to quit his job and do this full time. The money, the women......what the hell would he tell his mom he was doing for a living!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Holey Shit.