Johnathan arrived at Karen's house about five minutes early. Feeling alot more confident, he knocked on the door. Karen answered and asked if he was JoJo. Johnathan said yes and she invited him in. Unlike Rachel, Karen was fully dressed. Johnathan asked her if she was ready and Karen stated that she was running late and just got home from the gym. She asked him where he would like to "do his work". He stated that he usually does it while she lies on her back, usually on a bed, but where ever she felt comfortable would work. Karen invited him into her bedroom to see if it met his approval. He cheerfully said that it would work fine. Next she batted her big brown eyes and asked him if she could take a shower before they started being she just got back from the gym. Since this was his last appointment of the day he was not in a rush and said that it was ok. Karen stepped into the bathroom connected to her bedroom and turned on the shower. He asked about some towels and Karen gave him what he needed. While she was in the shower he was able to lay out his tools in a non rushed fashion unlike at Rachel's house. Karen rinsed off and was out of the shower in minutes. She opened the door and came into the room in a fluffy pink robe. Johnathan asked he if she was ready and she winked and said yes. She walked up to Johnathan, turned around and asked him to remove her robe. As he did he got a full view of her tanned back and the firm curve of her ass, no tan lines noticed! She turned around and sat on the towel at the end of the bed and looked up at him. She had large breasts that were still perky for (he was guessing) thirty five years old. She smiled at him and laid back. Johnathan told her to relax as he went to the bathroom to get the warm water. He filled the spray bottle and the bowel and returned setting both on the floor. She spread her legs and giggled a bit stating that she had never done this before. He told her to relax and began to spray the warm water for the shampoo. Karen said that the water felt good and she was liking this already. He then placed a cap full of shampoo into his hand and began to lather up the kitty. Just as with Rachel Karen hummed lowly and smiled a wide grin as he rubbed her in a circular motion. The herbal scent filled the room and was pleasant. Arching her back she made more room for Johnathan to work. He finished lathering and now sprayed again to rinse, fluffing the kitty to get all of the shampoo out. Karen was expressing her enjoyment by moving her hips with each motion of Johnathan's hand. He picked up the other towel and dried her kitty off. when he was about done Karen closed her legs and trapped his hand over her pussy. She giggled and let him free.
He got out the scissors and asked her what kind of a cut she preferred. Karen stated that she wanted a bald kitty, one that she could see in the mirror. He said ok and began to trim away the long hair. Once again this took about ten minutes to do and then came the shaving cream. He squirted it onto his fingers and then began to apply it to her kitty. Once again she moaned as he did it, now being able to feel his touch now that all of the hair was gone, the sensations tingled in her thighs. Once fully lathered he began to shave with the razor. Taking short strokes Karen felt the tugging of the razor and her mind was driving her crazy. She had never had a man pay such close attention to her pussy ever! And now the sensations were making her very wet.....she had to touch herself....just once. She reached down and felt the wetness she already knew existed. Johnathan stopped and looked up at her as she drew her hand away. He worked closer to the center of her kitty and was being careful not to nick Karen. With one hand he gently lifted the lips of her pussy to get the close shave and Karen blurted out OH YES! Karen started a small trickle from her slit and Jonathan was now aroused as well. The smell was erotic and he was almost finished. Another dip of the razor in the bowl and a few more strokes and he would be done. Karen was now playing with her nipples which had become rigid with excitement as well. Johnathan wished that was himself rolling the nipples between his fingers making her moan. But Karen had a good handle on it. He was done now and sprayed the final rinse of warm water. He patted the kitty dry and Karen put both hands down to feel the job he had done. MMMMmmm she said.......but wait, she felt a rough spot that he had missed. He asked where? she pointed and said feel right here. He did and felt nothing. She demanded that he look closer and as he did she placed her hands around the back of his head and pulled his face into her pussy. Johnathan surrendered and began to suck in the outer lips of her pussy that was now shiny and exposed. She gripped his hair and held him there begging him to flick her clit with his tongue. He found the rigid little bud and pursed his lips around it and flicked it up and down. Karen was so wet and sweet Johnathan dropped all of his guard and reached up to feel her breasts as he sucked her clit. Karen exploded and twitched with each flick of the tongue until she almost stopped breathing from the intense sensation she felt between her legs. Finally she let go of Johnathan and he backed away trying to catch his breath as well. All she could say was "wow, wow, wow!!!! Karen sat up and pulled one of the towels between her legs to stop the flow of her glistening wetness. She stood up with wobbly legs and put her robe back on. She walked into the bathroom and Johnathan packed up his tools and returned to the living room. Moments later Karen returned in her robe and asked him how much she owed him. Fifty dollars he said. She reached into her purse and pulled out five twenty dollar bills and placed them in his top pocket stating keep the change baby! He headed to the door and she opened it for him patting him on the ass as he went by. When he got to the car she said that she would be in touch for a follow up! He smiled and winked and said "My Pleasure" as he hopped into the car and drove home.
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Friday, June 29, 2007
Johnathan Regroups
With thirty minutes till his next appointment Johnathan had to run back to the beauty supply store to buy some more tools. He discovered quickly that a spray bottle would work much better to get the kitty wet. Then a small plastic bowl to rinse the razor off would help greatly. And finally a moisturizer to apply after the shave. And maybe a price increase for his services rendered????? On to the next appointment with Karen!
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Magmann Financial Report Wash and Wax the Cat Part Three
Within minutes Johnathan got a response from Rachel giving him her address. It was now all set in stone. He grinned to himself and opened the other response. This one was written from Karen and read as follows: JoJo, I have always dreamed of having a shaved kitty buy never acted on my fantasy, your ad seem to have pushed me over the edge. Truthfully I have always seen it as a task that I would do myself, but the thought of having a man do it sent chills up my spine. Please let me know when you can perform your talents. Signed Karen.
I like that.....I have "Talents". Johnathan's mind started to run wild with a few fantasy's of his own. But Karen did not say much about herself as Rachel had. Well I scheduled Rachel for ten am Saturday so I need to get Karen's address to see how much time I need to get to her.
He responded to Karen as he did to Rachel and waited for her response.
It took Karen longer than Rachel but he had her info by the end of the night and replied that he would schedule her for Saturday at 12 noon.
He thought to himself........wow, an extra hundred bucks! Little did he know...........................
The award ceremony went well Friday night and Johnathan got a nice certificate to frame and place on his wall in the den. Saturday morning came quickly and with getting to bed late and not being able to fall asleep because of the next days events he was tired. He kind of likened it to when he was a child and tried to wait out the arrival of Santa Clause.
After a shower and shave he located a travel kit that he had and filled it with "the tools of the trade". Time for his first appointment! He went to his computer and did a map quest for Rachel's address and found it to be only fifteen minutes away from his house. He arrived there in ten minutes. The house was nice with a silver Mercedes in the driveway. Johnathan gulped hard and knocked on the door, he could hear someone walking to the door and smiled as it opened. Rachel smiled back at him and invited him in. She looked at him from head to toe just as he did her. Then they both introduced themselves and Rachel put a fifty dollar bill in the palm of his hand and led him to her bedroom.
Rachel was dressed in a green silk robe that gave a good view of her figure which was attractive to the eye. Once in the bedroom Johnathan stood there in a fog for a split second......not knowing what to do next. But the fog was instantly dispersed when Rachel asked him what he would like her to do next. He had to think fast....his world turned to slow motion......should I bolt from the house?????? Finally, as if he had done this hundreds of times before he asked her for a couple of bath towels and two large glasses of warm water. As she went to gather the items he finally felt himself breathing again. He quickly looked around the bedroom and figured the best way to do this was for her to lay on the end of the bed with her legs on the floor. Rachel came back into the bedroom with the items and Johnathan instructed her how he wanted her to lay on the bed. He doubled over one of the towels and laid it on the bed so half of it hung over the bed to catch any water spills. She backed up to the end of the bed and dropped her robe exposing her naked body and then sat down on the end of the bed. Rachel grinned at Johnathan and wiggled up onto the bed and spread her legs exposing her hairy pussy to him. He squeaked out that he would start with the shampoo and to just relax...........RELAX????? HE WAS SWEATING LIKE HE JUST RAN THE TWO MINUTE MILE AND SHAKING LIKE HE WAS THE ONE NAKED STANDING IN THE SNOW!
Johnathan asked Rachel where a wash cloth might be. She sat up and pointed to the bathroom. He found what he needed and returned to her. Dipping the wash cloth in the warm water and squeezing the water onto her pussy to get it moist. When the drops hit her she flinched just a bit and a smile came to her face. He poured a cap full of shampoo into his hand and then started to lather her pubic hair. Rachel let out a small moan as he did so. Applying firm pressure he lathered her up quite well and noticed Rachel grip the comforter with her hands as he did so. Once he felt the shampoo was complete he again dipped the washcloth in the warm water and began to rinse her off. He noticed the moan was a little louder this time and she kept her eyes closed. With the other towel he dried her off the best he could and reached for the scissors to trim away most of the long pubic hair. This took him about ten minutes to do and then he was ready for the shaving cream. Rachel spread her legs wider giving Johnathan a full view of her pussy, full lips and all. He noticed she was still wet and glistening.........and his manhood finally re joined him causing him to become slightly aroused. He squirted the shaving cream onto his hand and began to apply it to her pussy, rubbing here and there as Rachel was now getting vocal telling Johnathan what a GOOD job he was doing so far. Now fully covered with shaving cream he picked up the razor and began shaving the kitty! Short strokes at first making sure not to nick or cut Rachel. In fact Rachel slightly arched her back to give him even greater access. He started on the outer region and worked in. As he did, Rachel reached down and began to rub herself as he did his work. As he went along Rachel became more animated and began to slowly thrust her hips up and down as if making love to the razor. Johnathan now had a moving target to shave but was now loving every moment of it!! Finally with Rachel dripping wet he had to shave around her pink lips. Pulling them to one side so not to nick them Rachel began to tremble to the beginning of an orgasm..........Johnathan continued to finish the last couple of inches while Rachel rubbed her swollen clit. As he finished with the last stroke Rachel grabbed his hand and asked him to finish her off................A happy ending if you will............Johnathan obliged slipping his fingers into her already wet slit and rubbed her clit with finger and thumb. Rachel practically pulled the comforter off of the bed when she exploded into ecstasy. Johnathan stepped back and watched Rachel relax with a huge smile on her face. He began to collect his scissors and things and looked at his watch. He had been there over an hour. Rachel sat up and pulled her robe back on while he finished packing his shaving kit. They both stood up and walked to the door. As Johnathan reached for the door knob Rachel asked him if he accepted tips? What a concept he thought to himself! Why yes I do he said. Rachel reached into her purse on the counter and took a green bill out, walked toward Johnathan and placed it in the palm of his hand giving his ass a good squeeze at the same time with the other hand. She whispered into his ear that her sweet pussy will need a new shave shortly, he booked her for the following Saturday right there on the spot. He walked to his car and tossed the kit onto the back seat and then looked at the tip in his hand, it was a one hundred dollar bill. Johnathan knew then and there he was onto something big. Glancing at his watch he had forty five minutes to get to his next call.......................................................
I like that.....I have "Talents". Johnathan's mind started to run wild with a few fantasy's of his own. But Karen did not say much about herself as Rachel had. Well I scheduled Rachel for ten am Saturday so I need to get Karen's address to see how much time I need to get to her.
He responded to Karen as he did to Rachel and waited for her response.
It took Karen longer than Rachel but he had her info by the end of the night and replied that he would schedule her for Saturday at 12 noon.
He thought to himself........wow, an extra hundred bucks! Little did he know...........................
The award ceremony went well Friday night and Johnathan got a nice certificate to frame and place on his wall in the den. Saturday morning came quickly and with getting to bed late and not being able to fall asleep because of the next days events he was tired. He kind of likened it to when he was a child and tried to wait out the arrival of Santa Clause.
After a shower and shave he located a travel kit that he had and filled it with "the tools of the trade". Time for his first appointment! He went to his computer and did a map quest for Rachel's address and found it to be only fifteen minutes away from his house. He arrived there in ten minutes. The house was nice with a silver Mercedes in the driveway. Johnathan gulped hard and knocked on the door, he could hear someone walking to the door and smiled as it opened. Rachel smiled back at him and invited him in. She looked at him from head to toe just as he did her. Then they both introduced themselves and Rachel put a fifty dollar bill in the palm of his hand and led him to her bedroom.
Rachel was dressed in a green silk robe that gave a good view of her figure which was attractive to the eye. Once in the bedroom Johnathan stood there in a fog for a split second......not knowing what to do next. But the fog was instantly dispersed when Rachel asked him what he would like her to do next. He had to think fast....his world turned to slow motion......should I bolt from the house?????? Finally, as if he had done this hundreds of times before he asked her for a couple of bath towels and two large glasses of warm water. As she went to gather the items he finally felt himself breathing again. He quickly looked around the bedroom and figured the best way to do this was for her to lay on the end of the bed with her legs on the floor. Rachel came back into the bedroom with the items and Johnathan instructed her how he wanted her to lay on the bed. He doubled over one of the towels and laid it on the bed so half of it hung over the bed to catch any water spills. She backed up to the end of the bed and dropped her robe exposing her naked body and then sat down on the end of the bed. Rachel grinned at Johnathan and wiggled up onto the bed and spread her legs exposing her hairy pussy to him. He squeaked out that he would start with the shampoo and to just relax...........RELAX????? HE WAS SWEATING LIKE HE JUST RAN THE TWO MINUTE MILE AND SHAKING LIKE HE WAS THE ONE NAKED STANDING IN THE SNOW!
Johnathan asked Rachel where a wash cloth might be. She sat up and pointed to the bathroom. He found what he needed and returned to her. Dipping the wash cloth in the warm water and squeezing the water onto her pussy to get it moist. When the drops hit her she flinched just a bit and a smile came to her face. He poured a cap full of shampoo into his hand and then started to lather her pubic hair. Rachel let out a small moan as he did so. Applying firm pressure he lathered her up quite well and noticed Rachel grip the comforter with her hands as he did so. Once he felt the shampoo was complete he again dipped the washcloth in the warm water and began to rinse her off. He noticed the moan was a little louder this time and she kept her eyes closed. With the other towel he dried her off the best he could and reached for the scissors to trim away most of the long pubic hair. This took him about ten minutes to do and then he was ready for the shaving cream. Rachel spread her legs wider giving Johnathan a full view of her pussy, full lips and all. He noticed she was still wet and glistening.........and his manhood finally re joined him causing him to become slightly aroused. He squirted the shaving cream onto his hand and began to apply it to her pussy, rubbing here and there as Rachel was now getting vocal telling Johnathan what a GOOD job he was doing so far. Now fully covered with shaving cream he picked up the razor and began shaving the kitty! Short strokes at first making sure not to nick or cut Rachel. In fact Rachel slightly arched her back to give him even greater access. He started on the outer region and worked in. As he did, Rachel reached down and began to rub herself as he did his work. As he went along Rachel became more animated and began to slowly thrust her hips up and down as if making love to the razor. Johnathan now had a moving target to shave but was now loving every moment of it!! Finally with Rachel dripping wet he had to shave around her pink lips. Pulling them to one side so not to nick them Rachel began to tremble to the beginning of an orgasm..........Johnathan continued to finish the last couple of inches while Rachel rubbed her swollen clit. As he finished with the last stroke Rachel grabbed his hand and asked him to finish her off................A happy ending if you will............Johnathan obliged slipping his fingers into her already wet slit and rubbed her clit with finger and thumb. Rachel practically pulled the comforter off of the bed when she exploded into ecstasy. Johnathan stepped back and watched Rachel relax with a huge smile on her face. He began to collect his scissors and things and looked at his watch. He had been there over an hour. Rachel sat up and pulled her robe back on while he finished packing his shaving kit. They both stood up and walked to the door. As Johnathan reached for the door knob Rachel asked him if he accepted tips? What a concept he thought to himself! Why yes I do he said. Rachel reached into her purse on the counter and took a green bill out, walked toward Johnathan and placed it in the palm of his hand giving his ass a good squeeze at the same time with the other hand. She whispered into his ear that her sweet pussy will need a new shave shortly, he booked her for the following Saturday right there on the spot. He walked to his car and tossed the kit onto the back seat and then looked at the tip in his hand, it was a one hundred dollar bill. Johnathan knew then and there he was onto something big. Glancing at his watch he had forty five minutes to get to his next call.......................................................
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Magmann Financial Report Wash and Wax the Cat Part Two
PUTTING THE WHEELS IN MOTION!
The next day Johnathan went to the mall and found a beauty supply store and purchased a quality pair of scissors to trim with, a can of woman's shaving cream and a disposable woman's razor. Johnathan felt that if his head of hair needed a shampoo before cutting than so did the kitty. So he turned around and grabbed a bottle of herbal shampoo as well. At the checkout his total came to $45.95 with tax. Not a bad investment in his new business venture. But the quest was not over........a teddy bear is what he needed next. Further down the mall runway was a custom teddy bear shop. He needed a large fuzzy bear to hone his snipping skills on and there he was!!! $79.00 Holy Shit. The sales gal asked him if it was for his girlfriend. He stammered yeah, that's the ticket. He had now shelled out $128.95 for his new business venture.......LET THE GAMES BEGIN! When he got home he sat on the couch and proceeded to trim away the fuzz of Becky Bear. Johnathan found the process rather quick and easy....at least on an inanimate object. The shaving was the easy part since he had been doing that backwards in the mirror daily for years. Now the hard part......the business end of the project.
Johnathan ran several ideas through his mind, how much to charge? Legal aspects? Or just an underground business? Where the hell would I do this at? Surely not at the strip mall OMG!
Finally he felt that a starting point would be a fee of $50.00 to shave the kitty which would include a shampoo,trim and shave. But how would he market it?
Once again he relied on a Google search looking for an ad market. He discovered Craigslist.org which was a free online classified ad posting. A quick tour of craigs list showed him a section titled erotic services. This sounds pretty erotic if you ask me he muttered to himself so he posted the following ad, and he felt the price was right for his new venture FREE!
Trim Your Kitty
Attractive Male 28 Years Old offers the services of a shampoo,trim and shave of your kitty to desired length and shape. $50.00. Will travel to local area.
He opened his Craigslist account and posted his ad with no great expectations.
With Friday getting close he had to find something proper to wear. A search of his closet yielded a shirt and tie but no jacket or pants that matched. Go figure. Another trip to the clothing store at the mall was in order, but that would be tomorrow. Dinner was now. He popped a frozen pizza into the oven and plopped in front of the TV and waited for his pizza to cook....what to watch...what to watch? After the pizza and 30 minutes of comedy central Johnathan decided to play a game on the computer. Before the game he checked his e-mail and found that there were two responses to his ad! He was freaked out! Almost afraid to open them....... What the fuck had I gotten myself into? After several deep breaths he opened the first one and it read as follows:
Dear Jo Jo (the name he used in the ad)
It has been a while since my kitty has been attended to and needs a shave. Please let me know when you can schedule me in for an appointment. I am a divorced woman of five years 41 years young average build. I look forward to your reply. Signed Rachel
Johnathan could hardly swallow, let alone breathe. WOW, my first .....customer???? WTF!
After collecting his thoughts and wits he replied to Rachel:
Rachel, thank you for inquiring about my services. I have an opening this Saturday morning at 10:00 AM. Fees are collected up front and your satisfaction is guaranteed. If this meets your approval please respond with your address and your booking will be complete.
A punch of the send button and his new career was in motion.
TO BE CONTINUED.........................................
The next day Johnathan went to the mall and found a beauty supply store and purchased a quality pair of scissors to trim with, a can of woman's shaving cream and a disposable woman's razor. Johnathan felt that if his head of hair needed a shampoo before cutting than so did the kitty. So he turned around and grabbed a bottle of herbal shampoo as well. At the checkout his total came to $45.95 with tax. Not a bad investment in his new business venture. But the quest was not over........a teddy bear is what he needed next. Further down the mall runway was a custom teddy bear shop. He needed a large fuzzy bear to hone his snipping skills on and there he was!!! $79.00 Holy Shit. The sales gal asked him if it was for his girlfriend. He stammered yeah, that's the ticket. He had now shelled out $128.95 for his new business venture.......LET THE GAMES BEGIN! When he got home he sat on the couch and proceeded to trim away the fuzz of Becky Bear. Johnathan found the process rather quick and easy....at least on an inanimate object. The shaving was the easy part since he had been doing that backwards in the mirror daily for years. Now the hard part......the business end of the project.
Johnathan ran several ideas through his mind, how much to charge? Legal aspects? Or just an underground business? Where the hell would I do this at? Surely not at the strip mall OMG!
Finally he felt that a starting point would be a fee of $50.00 to shave the kitty which would include a shampoo,trim and shave. But how would he market it?
Once again he relied on a Google search looking for an ad market. He discovered Craigslist.org which was a free online classified ad posting. A quick tour of craigs list showed him a section titled erotic services. This sounds pretty erotic if you ask me he muttered to himself so he posted the following ad, and he felt the price was right for his new venture FREE!
Trim Your Kitty
Attractive Male 28 Years Old offers the services of a shampoo,trim and shave of your kitty to desired length and shape. $50.00. Will travel to local area.
He opened his Craigslist account and posted his ad with no great expectations.
With Friday getting close he had to find something proper to wear. A search of his closet yielded a shirt and tie but no jacket or pants that matched. Go figure. Another trip to the clothing store at the mall was in order, but that would be tomorrow. Dinner was now. He popped a frozen pizza into the oven and plopped in front of the TV and waited for his pizza to cook....what to watch...what to watch? After the pizza and 30 minutes of comedy central Johnathan decided to play a game on the computer. Before the game he checked his e-mail and found that there were two responses to his ad! He was freaked out! Almost afraid to open them....... What the fuck had I gotten myself into? After several deep breaths he opened the first one and it read as follows:
Dear Jo Jo (the name he used in the ad)
It has been a while since my kitty has been attended to and needs a shave. Please let me know when you can schedule me in for an appointment. I am a divorced woman of five years 41 years young average build. I look forward to your reply. Signed Rachel
Johnathan could hardly swallow, let alone breathe. WOW, my first .....customer???? WTF!
After collecting his thoughts and wits he replied to Rachel:
Rachel, thank you for inquiring about my services. I have an opening this Saturday morning at 10:00 AM. Fees are collected up front and your satisfaction is guaranteed. If this meets your approval please respond with your address and your booking will be complete.
A punch of the send button and his new career was in motion.
TO BE CONTINUED.........................................
Magmann Financial Report-Wash and Wax the Cat Part One
Entrepreneurs have a visionary skill that others don't and that is what makes them what they are. Johnathan is one of those people. He had a good job in the computer industry writing programs that would make systems faster and he was good at it and was compensated well.
There was a company sponsored award ceremony coming up Friday night and Johnathan was one of the few that was going to receive an award for his work. Monday morning Johnathan looked in the mirror and decided he needed a haircut before he took the podium Friday night. Being new to the area he no longer had a regular establishment to go to for a haircut. Jenny used to cut his hair perfectly and he tipped her well. So after work the quest was on for a haircut. He got home and checked his e-mail and did a google search for hair cutting services. Instantly there was a return with a listing of local chain hair cutting establishments, one which was close to his new home. He printed out the directions and headed to the local Cutt&Fluff.
When he arrived at C&F a tall gal with the name tag of Virginia greeted him and put his name on a waiting list. He thought this was a bit odd being that there was only one person ahead of him but what the heck. Johnathan sat down and grabbed a sports illustrated and waited. His turn quickly came and soon he was in the chair of Cheryl. Cheryl was about 5'-6" with some rather nice boobs which she let rest upon his shoulder when she reached for that higher snip. He liked that. The wash, clip and blow dry was soon over and he liked the work Cheryl had done. He tipped her well and returned home wondering to his self.....had he found a new regular? Maybe he would ask her out?
When he got home he went back to his computer and noticed he still had the google search results on the screen for haircuts, trims etc.....just for laughs he clicked on page 345 and found a link for trimmed kitty. He found this kind of funny. Who would want to cut their cat? When the link came to life on his screen he quickly found out that a trimmed kitty had nothing to do with the average feline. He was slightly embarrassed but quickly amused and slightly aroused at what he saw. Low and behold it was a web site with pictures of women with shaved pussies!
Right then and there being fresh from the barber chair himself the entrepreneurial spirit kicked in and his ultimate retirement quickly formed. He saw a market niche that he felt he could fill. Hell he said, for how many years has the average joe fantasized about being an OBGYN doctor playing with pussy all day???? I mean how hard could it be to shave? He did it every day with his face, he had years of practice.......hmmmmmmmmm.
TO BE CONTINUED...............................................
There was a company sponsored award ceremony coming up Friday night and Johnathan was one of the few that was going to receive an award for his work. Monday morning Johnathan looked in the mirror and decided he needed a haircut before he took the podium Friday night. Being new to the area he no longer had a regular establishment to go to for a haircut. Jenny used to cut his hair perfectly and he tipped her well. So after work the quest was on for a haircut. He got home and checked his e-mail and did a google search for hair cutting services. Instantly there was a return with a listing of local chain hair cutting establishments, one which was close to his new home. He printed out the directions and headed to the local Cutt&Fluff.
When he arrived at C&F a tall gal with the name tag of Virginia greeted him and put his name on a waiting list. He thought this was a bit odd being that there was only one person ahead of him but what the heck. Johnathan sat down and grabbed a sports illustrated and waited. His turn quickly came and soon he was in the chair of Cheryl. Cheryl was about 5'-6" with some rather nice boobs which she let rest upon his shoulder when she reached for that higher snip. He liked that. The wash, clip and blow dry was soon over and he liked the work Cheryl had done. He tipped her well and returned home wondering to his self.....had he found a new regular? Maybe he would ask her out?
When he got home he went back to his computer and noticed he still had the google search results on the screen for haircuts, trims etc.....just for laughs he clicked on page 345 and found a link for trimmed kitty. He found this kind of funny. Who would want to cut their cat? When the link came to life on his screen he quickly found out that a trimmed kitty had nothing to do with the average feline. He was slightly embarrassed but quickly amused and slightly aroused at what he saw. Low and behold it was a web site with pictures of women with shaved pussies!
Right then and there being fresh from the barber chair himself the entrepreneurial spirit kicked in and his ultimate retirement quickly formed. He saw a market niche that he felt he could fill. Hell he said, for how many years has the average joe fantasized about being an OBGYN doctor playing with pussy all day???? I mean how hard could it be to shave? He did it every day with his face, he had years of practice.......hmmmmmmmmm.
TO BE CONTINUED...............................................
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Magmann Sports Report
Confessions of an internet poker player.
O.K. is poker really a sport? Some say yes and some say no. Of course there those that say race car drivers are not athletes either. Who Cares?
I found internet texas holdem about a year ago. In that time I have massed over a million chips, unfortunately that is all they are is chips.....not real money. But the players are real and most of them are playing for real. The ones that tout "it is only play money" are the ones that play poor and lose a lot.
No matter what, the hook ran deep into me. You can find me playing hours a day. I try to start at a table with 4 players with 5/10 blinds. You open with 2000 chips from your account and begin the games.
I have read a few books on texas holdem which offer some good tips......if you are playing a live game for real money. The internet is is a whole different world on the play chip side. People have nothing to lose. To become pot committed is very easy. So the tips from books is limited.
I start out slow and play tight in order to get a read on the players. Usually you can find the heavy betters right off the bat. with 5/10 blinds they raise to 100 and eliminate half the table at the start. To me, if I have a hand worth 100 opening bet I sit on it and play out my betting. Keeping in more people and getting more value for my bets. But while playing a tight game and being patient I usually butt out those players after about 15 minutes because I pair my ace king and they go all in with a pair of queens.
When I build a decent pot to play with I will loosen way up and play anything I am delt. The "rag cards" if you will. Most of my full houses have come from the rag cards. I don't know where the unwritten rules came from that it "is not right to play low cards" But I don't see the pros giving anybody breaks, why should I? Money is money and pots are pots. How you get them and how I get them are up to us.
So once we get a table that has the same players for an hour or so the real poker begins. The blinds are usually not raised and the true skills are shown after the flop. Chips will circulate around the table until somebody gets on a hot streak and a big shift occurs in the chip count. The largest pot I have won is 43,000 chips. So we are zipping along and the new person enters the table and we all hold our breath......you guessed it.....all in on the opening bet. We call these people lotto players. Usually they lose quickly, but if not they can garner 6 to 8 thousand chips and become a real pain in the ass with opening bets of 500 or more. Two things come to mind here, you reminding me that I said pots are pots and how you get them are up to us and that lotto players quickly fade....they are just a pain in the ass.
I am an agressive player at the right times which have proven to be a good tactic. If I pair any card on the flop I will lead out with at least a 100 chip bet. If you want to clear out the limpers you lead out with 200 chip bet. But with 6 players starting out with a 10 chip blind, 60 chips are not a lot of chips to steal up front. Continuing to bet out hard after the flop has proven to work well for me. but there are always the downfalls. The agressive play can bite you as well. It is not uncommon for me to win 20 to 30 thousand chips a day. But let me lose 50 thousand over the weekend and I am in an eternal funk until I get those chips back.
All in all I have alot of fun especially when I can get into the head of one or more players. Some of the screen names they come up with are invitations for ridicule. I see a screen name like "pimpdaddy" I will crack "your mom must be proud of your name pimpdaddy" or the screen name "JanetRichard" I say "looks like Janet has Richards Man Card" I envision this newlywed couple where the 22 year old wife will only let him play poker if her name is in the game thus preventing screen name "lovergirl" from hitting on Richard at the table!!!!!! Getting into their heads make them want to bet you out of the game, their only way of striking back at you. But playing tight and betting hard with a good hand will cause them to bust out and leave the table. Oh Well....LOL
There are alot of other things to share about online poker but I will save them for later.
Thats it for now. Can you relate? Did you smile?
See you tomorrow......Magmann
O.K. is poker really a sport? Some say yes and some say no. Of course there those that say race car drivers are not athletes either. Who Cares?
I found internet texas holdem about a year ago. In that time I have massed over a million chips, unfortunately that is all they are is chips.....not real money. But the players are real and most of them are playing for real. The ones that tout "it is only play money" are the ones that play poor and lose a lot.
No matter what, the hook ran deep into me. You can find me playing hours a day. I try to start at a table with 4 players with 5/10 blinds. You open with 2000 chips from your account and begin the games.
I have read a few books on texas holdem which offer some good tips......if you are playing a live game for real money. The internet is is a whole different world on the play chip side. People have nothing to lose. To become pot committed is very easy. So the tips from books is limited.
I start out slow and play tight in order to get a read on the players. Usually you can find the heavy betters right off the bat. with 5/10 blinds they raise to 100 and eliminate half the table at the start. To me, if I have a hand worth 100 opening bet I sit on it and play out my betting. Keeping in more people and getting more value for my bets. But while playing a tight game and being patient I usually butt out those players after about 15 minutes because I pair my ace king and they go all in with a pair of queens.
When I build a decent pot to play with I will loosen way up and play anything I am delt. The "rag cards" if you will. Most of my full houses have come from the rag cards. I don't know where the unwritten rules came from that it "is not right to play low cards" But I don't see the pros giving anybody breaks, why should I? Money is money and pots are pots. How you get them and how I get them are up to us.
So once we get a table that has the same players for an hour or so the real poker begins. The blinds are usually not raised and the true skills are shown after the flop. Chips will circulate around the table until somebody gets on a hot streak and a big shift occurs in the chip count. The largest pot I have won is 43,000 chips. So we are zipping along and the new person enters the table and we all hold our breath......you guessed it.....all in on the opening bet. We call these people lotto players. Usually they lose quickly, but if not they can garner 6 to 8 thousand chips and become a real pain in the ass with opening bets of 500 or more. Two things come to mind here, you reminding me that I said pots are pots and how you get them are up to us and that lotto players quickly fade....they are just a pain in the ass.
I am an agressive player at the right times which have proven to be a good tactic. If I pair any card on the flop I will lead out with at least a 100 chip bet. If you want to clear out the limpers you lead out with 200 chip bet. But with 6 players starting out with a 10 chip blind, 60 chips are not a lot of chips to steal up front. Continuing to bet out hard after the flop has proven to work well for me. but there are always the downfalls. The agressive play can bite you as well. It is not uncommon for me to win 20 to 30 thousand chips a day. But let me lose 50 thousand over the weekend and I am in an eternal funk until I get those chips back.
All in all I have alot of fun especially when I can get into the head of one or more players. Some of the screen names they come up with are invitations for ridicule. I see a screen name like "pimpdaddy" I will crack "your mom must be proud of your name pimpdaddy" or the screen name "JanetRichard" I say "looks like Janet has Richards Man Card" I envision this newlywed couple where the 22 year old wife will only let him play poker if her name is in the game thus preventing screen name "lovergirl" from hitting on Richard at the table!!!!!! Getting into their heads make them want to bet you out of the game, their only way of striking back at you. But playing tight and betting hard with a good hand will cause them to bust out and leave the table. Oh Well....LOL
There are alot of other things to share about online poker but I will save them for later.
Thats it for now. Can you relate? Did you smile?
See you tomorrow......Magmann
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